A Souvenir

What might you get
if you led a(n)...

• "Abel's groups" ring? (11)
• band of sinfulness? (9)
• body judging trash-ness? (3, 3, 3, 8)
• cajolery guide? (10)
• comfy seat guild? (6, 5)
• dodgy plumb reading? (11, 4)
• dog quickness match? (9, 6)
• girls' trades group? (13)
• hard protein club? (10)
• PCP- and/or LSD-using crew? (12)
• savory grub circle? (5-8)
• slammer sung by "Rock's King"? (9)

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